escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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