Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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