Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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