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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?

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(619): View more from California

By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime

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(314): View more from Missouri

I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.

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(850): View more from Florida

Male strippers are involved. You are coming

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(415): View more from California

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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(440): View more from Ohio

If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands

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(347): View more from New York

I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life

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