You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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