Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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