She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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