Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
