Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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