Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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