We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
why is half of my head shaved?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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