we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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