Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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