I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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