Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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