I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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