i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
