just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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