you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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