Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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