i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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