Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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