Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
In America we eat man semen.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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