how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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