STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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