Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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