Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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