guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize