the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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