well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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