What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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