She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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