super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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