You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We don't watch enough power rangers
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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