We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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