she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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