No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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