I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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