If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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