just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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