I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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