just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She even gives head with a lisp.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is it penis luge time yet?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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