I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
