so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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