We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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