No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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