Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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