When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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