It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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