Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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