I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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