i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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