I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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