Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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