Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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