So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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